Saturday, August 30, 2008

#2 The Tale of Sir Monkey


We know that effective communication gets us Macadamia nuts, but how do we horde more nuts (of every kind) than we could possibly consume in a life time? To answer that, let me share the tale of Sir Monkey.

Sir Monkey is very wealthy so his friends call him Rich. During his early years, he realize that by being the head monkey he would get more nuts so he started his own publication start up and worked hard at creating a good magazine. Nick, a close friend was invited to join the team and keep track of the nuts reserve they have (finance). He was very good at counting and sourcing for nuts and soon the company’s reserve was bulging and overflowing with all kinds of nuts. Rich was very happy and wished that everyone could continue to work hard together for a very long time.

However, one day Rich came across a scribble (memo) from Nick that was left on his desk by accident. To his horror, it was a petition for hand paints (signatures) to support Rich’s resignation from the company. Instead of jumping in fury, Rich calmly collected his wits and considered why Nick, his friend could have instigated such a thing. Rich then decided to invite Nick out for a chat in private. When they met up later that day at the top of the tree (building), Rich coyly mentioned that since Nick was a good friend, he felt responsible to let him know the other monkeys (colleagues) were displeased by his scribble (memo). He also suggested that the best solution was for Nick to branch off on his own and that he would help him by offering elements from the magazine for him to start with. Out of sheepish embarrassment, Nick apologized and accepted the offer. Nick thanked Rich for his honesty and wished that they could remain best friends forever.

It is clear that Rich did a great job at handling the interpersonal conflict between himself and Nick. He managed his feelings and was able to exploit EQ to his benefit. His decision to take a pause and reflect on the situation allowed him to persuade Nick to part ways amicably by addressing Nick’s inner desire to head his own company. Of course there could be myriads of other motivations that led Nick to his actions. Thus, my question to all would be to suggest an alternative cause for his action and brainstorm a solution that would result in a win-win situation for both parties.

P.S. Did you figure out who Sir Monkey is? Hint: He is also known as Sir Rich….

Friday, August 22, 2008

#1 Peanuts vs Macademia Nuts

Why do I need to learn effective communication? The fault lies with the infamous Adam, not Adam Sandler (though I probably won't mess with the Zohan!) but rather the first man who has to listen to Eve's nagging. If we think about it, the original sin was certainly a case of miscommunication. God said don't eat the apple … and we all know what happened next. Come to think about it, perhaps God could even do with some ES2007S lessons as well. Sir Brad to the rescue …


Now that we have identified the reason for our plight (the Bible agrees with me on this), let us as mortals reason why effective communication is essential to our survival.


Thanks to the constant drumming that money is not everything, I have to agree with it that maybe money is just 99.99% of everything. Therefore, it is relatively just to assume that the more money we have, the better our quality of life would be. Since I've been told that many employers are dissatisfied with the communication skills of NUS graduates, by the 'grass is always greener on the other side' theorem, it would also be safe to assume that there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow for the first leprechaun who can better articulate his insatiable desire. Likewise, the 'birds of the same feather flock together' postulate also dictates that in order to be a high flyer, I would need to chirp (verbal) and shake my tail feathers (non-verbal) just like them to be accepted as part of the family.


In conclusion, monkeys get paid peanuts. Hence learning effective communication will hopefully get us Macademia nuts (overpriced peanuts).
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was:

"Don't."

"Don't what?" Adam asked.

"Don't eat the Forbidden Fruit." God replied.

"Forbidden fruit? We got Forbidden Fruit? Hey, Eve, we got Forbidden Fruit!"

"No way!"

"WAY!"

"Don't eat that fruit!" said God.

"Why?"

"Because I am your Father and I said so!" said God, wondering why he hadn't stopped after making the elephants. A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and was angry.

"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the First Parent asked.

"Uh huh," Adam replied.

"Then why did you?"

"I dunno," Eve answered.

"She started it!" Adam said.

"Did not!"

"DID so!"

"DID NOT!"

Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own ... thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.


Forbidden Fruit Joke - http://www.gomilpitas.com/humor/108.htm
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